Starbucks Barista to remove clothes if oil reaches $130 per/ barrel

OPEC, stop production NOW. Azeri, and Saudi friends find something technical to go wrong, and our Ukrainian friends drink a little more vodka. This is important because if you help us raise the cost of oil, this hot starbucks barista babe has committed to stripping down to her birthday suit for the camera if crude oil hits $130 a barrel anytime in the next six months.

We’ll keep the name anonymous but we’ll leave you in dismay as you attempt decide on which of the two babes in the above picture is the one. Both very hot and very talented when it comes to frothy beverages. Mmmm it tastes so good once it hits your lips. So Saudi, Ukrainian, and other oil tycoon friends, please help us make this happen and stop your production and oil shipments!!! Stay tuned and cross your fingers!