Sexy thongs and sous-vide chicken

Face it, why spend your time worrying about water temperature in an effort to cook your chicken or fish in a bag. Who wants to sit around for 36 hours waiting for their short ribs to cook? Not me and chances are approximately 99.99998% of the worlds population. The only person that seems to be finding value in this venture is our buddy N.M and co. Nice and very intrigueing work, but we are more inclined to pass up your wonderful documentation for some great images of thongs. And the very sexy ladies that wear them. Actually, the honest truth is that even the worlds most affluent cooks would drop sous-vide for a nice lady wearing a classy thong. If you are a man, you know you want to hit it.