move to digital from analogue

So the question everybody is asking is what is going to happen to my television when I can no longer see my thong bikini babes in analogue and I have to ditch my rabbit ears for a digital receiver? Congress is forcing us to look at digital bikinis. Its time to fight back!

Hey Rob Pegoraro, can you see the cameltoe?:
The time has come where we need to stop letting congress pushing us around with their deadlines. If they think its okay to drag out the war for a few more years, why not just completely abolish the Feb. 17, 2009 deadline and allow us to keep using the analogue signal.

But, if you are like the rest of the people here in the states, you just move forward and prepare for the digital media. Bust out the plastic and drop an easy $8,000 on that new flashy Sharp 65” inch LCD HDTV that you have been eyeballing lately. With a true 1080p resolution, 3 HDMI ports, the necessary HD tuner and a 4 millisecond response time, you are golden. And while you are drooling over how much better Halo 3 looks on the new TV, make sure you check out this great image of 6 hot college babes in sexy nurse costumes.

Our goal here at thong and bong is to evade the flu and let these fine ladys take care of us. Because you know you want to hit it! And then play the 360 on your new digital tv. Thanks Hillary!